This is a fictional story about a zany female private eye in the 40s. Kind of a "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid' comedy but with many twists. Populated with characters that I met online on various forums. And Aachoo Voo is me, of course. You never know who will turn up here............dead or alive. Maybe even you! Enjoy!
I was sitting across the table from her staring at her lips and thought how luscious they looked. It was as if I was looking at a pair of deliciously looking deep red apples and wondering if I should kiss them or take a bite out of them. Actually nibble on her bottom lip is what I had in mind. I think she’d be tickled if I made my move and leaned across and stole a kiss. It was at that moment that she looked at me and gave me a wink, (you know the wink..... the wink that says she’s ready for something, I don’t know what but she had that look). And she kept winking at me. Finally I said, “honey, you got somethin in your eye? Cause if you don’t then you got some kind of stingertism goin oooon with it.” Then I said, “honey, look over yonder at that door and tell if you can read what it says. Never mind I can’t even read it myself.” “Now listen! Sometimes I hear music when I look at you so that I don’t spend the lonely nights alone, but dreamin of a song, a beautiful theme of every dream I ever knew. I even call it, Aachoo Voo! PI!” Then she looks at me with those big brown eyes and said, “You ain’t seen nothin yet, Big Boy!” As she sat there across from me I knew I had touched her deeply. She was lookin at me with watery eyes as she clutched her pearl necklace. She was madly in love with me! As I sat there looking at her, I heard her slip off her shoes and that’s when I felt her toes ticklin my leg. My heart starts apumpin and I couldn’t catch my breath. I just couldn’t control myself and let out a big, “Aachoo!” and passed out. Next thing I remember I was lookin across the room to a shadow of woman standin there askin, “are you alright honey child? You fell backwards on the chair and hit you head and was out cold. I gave you mouth to mouth thinkin you would come around, then realized it was worse than that. Then this gentleman who doesn’t want his identity known, (he was standin in the same shadow she was standin in) also gave you mouth to mouth.” When I heard that I screamed and thought, I just wanna “Murder My Sweet” for letting him do that! (I washed my mouth out with mouthwash for a month). Well before I could say anything else the band started playing a boogey woogee song and everybody started kickin their heels. You could tell they were all “In the Mood!”
Well it finally came time to leave so we hopped in my old convertible, (good thing I had the top up! It was raining cats and dogs when we left. Whoa! That was quite a night! I wasn’t sure if I should kiss her! You know..that mouth to mouth thing with that dude, I just couldn’t see placin my lips on hers’. Well, maybe just a nibble. Yuk! I need more mouthwash.
I was sitting across the table from her staring at her lips and thought how luscious they looked. It was as if I was looking at a pair of deliciously looking deep red apples and wondering if I should kiss them or take a bite out of them.
ReplyDeleteActually nibble on her bottom lip is what I had in mind. I think she’d be tickled if I made my move and leaned across and stole a kiss. It was at that moment that she looked at me and gave me a wink, (you know the wink..... the wink that says she’s ready for something, I don’t know what but she had that look). And she kept winking at me. Finally I said, “honey, you got somethin in your eye? Cause if you don’t then you got some kind of stingertism goin oooon with it.”
Then I said, “honey, look over yonder at that door and tell if you can read what it says. Never mind I can’t even read it myself.”
“Now listen! Sometimes I hear music when I look at you so that I don’t spend the lonely nights alone, but dreamin of a song, a beautiful theme of every dream I ever knew. I even call it, Aachoo Voo! PI!”
Then she looks at me with those big brown eyes and said,
“You ain’t seen nothin yet, Big Boy!”
As she sat there across from me I knew I had touched her deeply. She was lookin at me with watery eyes as she clutched her pearl necklace. She was madly in love with me! As I sat there looking at her, I heard her slip off her shoes and that’s when I felt her toes ticklin my leg. My heart starts apumpin and I couldn’t catch my breath. I just couldn’t control myself and let out a big, “Aachoo!” and passed out. Next thing I remember I was lookin across the room to a shadow of woman standin there askin, “are you alright honey child? You fell backwards on the chair and hit you head and was out cold. I gave you mouth to mouth thinkin you would come around, then realized it was worse than that. Then this gentleman who doesn’t want his identity known, (he was standin in the same shadow she was standin in) also gave you mouth to mouth.” When I heard that I screamed and thought, I just wanna “Murder My Sweet” for letting him do that! (I washed my mouth out with mouthwash for a month). Well before I could say anything else the band started playing a boogey woogee song and everybody started kickin their heels. You could tell they were all “In the Mood!”
Well it finally came time to leave so we hopped in my old convertible, (good thing I had the top up! It was raining cats and dogs when we left.
Whoa! That was quite a night! I wasn’t sure if I should kiss her! You know..that mouth to mouth thing with that dude, I just couldn’t see placin my lips on hers’. Well, maybe just a nibble.
Yuk! I need more mouthwash.
omg, you nut!!!!
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